I feel like I need to clarify something. There has been much talk of frolicking, reading, bro-ing, and other fairly docile activities, but not much about completely reckless activity. Today we set out to change that.
We wanted to fully epitomize the male stereotype. We wanted adventure. We wanted to look danger in the face and say "...you know what, never mind. You're not worth it". Look, I'll show you.
We started off the day BY WRESTLING WOLVES! Rob and Pont have chokeholds on their adversaries, hoping to hold out long enough for help to come. As you can see, Adam lost his right arm and Michael his left.
Oh no, what are they doing. No. It can't be. They look like they're driving, but no one's watching the road. Wait. They are driving. And no one's watching the road. Are they...come on...no...no one's that crazy...COME ON GUYS! SOMEONE GRAB THE WHEEL! YOU'RE HURTLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 65 MPH AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Come on now. After the last one, you thought there'd be no way we would have time to change our pants AND attempt something equally dangerous. Wrong on both counts. The water is right there and they. don't care. What if they get wet? don't care. What if their shoes get soggy? don't care. Our thirst for adventure knows know limits.
There's more, seriously. Just ask when we get back. I'm seriously serious. Please believe me.
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